Great truths about computer programming

After sitting around with a few programmer friends of mine we came up with the following truths about computer programming.

  • Programming is 99% self-taught. See all that stuff you learned in that Python class? Yeah, you’re going to relearn it all when working on a real project.
  • There’s no such thing as a simple bug. A stupid mistake like leaving out a semi-colon or misspelling a variable name can easily take a week to find and fix and can cause significant loss of sleep.
  • The more code you write the more you shut up about what’s possible and what’s next to impossible. And the more you pity those newbies with that “Of course it’s possible!” mentality.
  • The language you use doesn’t matter. There’s so much fuss about which language is better for x or y. At the end of the day what matters is can you solve the problem? As a company manager, I’ll want to see a running system. Not a running (insert language name here) system.
  • Six months later, you wouldn’t recognize your own code. Documentation and comments are more of a survival tactic than niceness to whoever encounters it next.
  • Programming isn’t sexy at all. Try taking that girl home by telling her your heroic tale of saving an entire department by rewriting a recursive function to take advantage of a feature in the new server Intel chips to scale up their online orders. Then tell me how it goes.

Author: Richard Soares

Director of Software Development & Senior Technical Project Manager